Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
