I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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