she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
