theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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