Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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