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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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