The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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