It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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