Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Your dad touched me again.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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