"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
birth control should be required to get into college
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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