It's just like the Real World with babies
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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