i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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