found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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