I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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