Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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