I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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