He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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