just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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