The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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