# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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