I'm eating all of the evidence.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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