Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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