I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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