I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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