It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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