Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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