If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im holly from the hills drunk
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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