drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I forget how to act sober
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