Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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