The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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