i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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