I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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