I like my sex mixed with concussions.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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