Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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