So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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