you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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