i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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