she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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