belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
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do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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