6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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