I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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