**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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