Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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