Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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