how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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