I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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