sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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