My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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