The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
ttyl tear gas
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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