Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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