I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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