i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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