Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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