we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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